Go Towards The Light

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

suicunesrider:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

let me just tell you. the easter bunny is real, all right. real grumpy. real annoying. and really full of himself

don’t let the easter kangaroo see this

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cephalopod-demigod:

the-real-goddamazon:

Best hairflip of all time tbh.

dang.

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

tenticletherapist:

ratiskate:

floozys:

500,000 notes and i’ll get this tattooed on my ass 

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please fucking reblog this

lets ruin a life here

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

peachymints:

I play a very dangerous game

it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs